While the IPL closing ceremony is on, I am pleased to share with you an exciting piece of news. IPL's FIP Reader's Choice Awards will be given in a glittering function at the Buckingham Palace Lawns on 4th June. The Queen and the Prince have declined their presence because of prior engagements. However, the rest of the glitterati are expected to attend the event in full splendour.
True to his style Saala Slimeball has already ordered for a gold coloured Shamiana studded with all sorts of stones. The brief is to make something more hideous than the trophy itself, which will take some doing I tell you. The Shamiana vala is currently busy slapping all the sponsors' logos on gold sheets. All speeches at the event are sponsored by Sprite, which automatically disqualifies Slimeball from giving this customary Thank You speech. Kishen Kanhaiyya lost the job as soon as he said "I will be there like a tracer bullet". And Nanny Horrible-son was, at the time, trying out his latest stunt of lifting 4 cheerleaders on his shoulders and 2 on his lap, and couldn't muster up a good enough reply. The show will now be anchored by all Set Max anchors. Doesn't get straighter than this as they know all TVs would in any case be on Mute.
As readers of this blog, you have the privilege of knowing all the winners well in advance because, well, you guys have picked them anyway.
IPL FIP's READER'S CHOICE AWARDS
Pair pe kulhaadi Award:
Appam Chutiya for his marathon run after claiming wicket of Cool Dude and ruining own prospects in Indian team.
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